Saturday Last Child of Ungoliant Photo: November 21, 2009

By Kriston Capps on Nov 21, 2009

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New Moon? Yeah -- new spider moon. Death Eater philliefan99 captures this balls-out scary picture of Shelob-in-the-Sky. It's more terrifying than even the prospect of watching all seven million youtube responses to that New Moon rom-com, the movie all my girlfriends are seeing today, about the guy who can't stop sparkling and his goth girlfriend and I think a Teen Wolf. No, there isn't anything happening this weekend that's going to shake this picture from my head. Health-care reform? Blanche Lincoln's vote can't save you from a giant cosmic arachnid. Holy hell, but this picture is horrible.

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