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• Commented on Click Click: 9/12 Rally
  Amen. Half of my family escaped Hitler, the other half Stalin and I too get mad when I hear these terms thrown around so glibly. The problem with the Teabaggers is that they appear to lack reading and critical reasoning...
• Commented on Yes, About That Big Rally On The Mall
  Give me your poor, your tired, your crazy masses of teabaggers yearning to spout incoherent hateful nonsense. And give me a great big can of Raid... Won't someone please send this mass of fucking idiots home?...
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Still August Edition
  Or $3B+ on the ICC: the road from Nowhere to East Jesus Nowhere...
• Commented on Overheard in D.C.: Honesty
  Rosslyn smells like a bum'n nutsack....
• Commented on Cleveland Park's 7-11 Now Out of Business, Too
  Relax. The ManChild Overpriced Cupcakery will be opening in that space shortly....
• Commented on Local Lawyer Arrested After Saying He Doesn't Like Cops
  Douchebag poster (who supposedly makes his living as an 'Uh-Tur-NEE" and insists on reminding everyone at every opportunity despite no one giving a rat's ass) fails to understand that 'pointless' is an opinion and that OP wasn't attempting a syllogism...
• Commented on Local Lawyer Arrested After Saying He Doesn't Like Cops
  Great - dick lawyer mouths off. Asshole cop overreacts. Dick lawyer mouths off further resulting in Dick lawyer's arrest. Dick lawyer raises pointless stink. Real democracy in action here - makes me wanna dust off my dookie chain, my kitchen...
• Commented on Cupcakepocalypse @ Red Velvet Cupcakery/Tangysweet
  Sarah Palin can see the overweight, pasty-faced men-children queueing from her house....
• Commented on About Tonight
  Uh, Hello? Music? Green Day? Verizon Center? Or is that too mainstream for the tragically uber-hip dcist commentariat? I think DC rapper Kray-Zee is performing at Dupont Circle too......
• Commented on Sunday The Sensation Will Pass, and So Will You! Photo: July 26, 2009
  Does anyone actually sit the DC Bar? And what's the pass rate?...
• Commented on Molly the Dog is Home Safe
  alright already...we get it. You're an Uh-TUR-nee So are half of the winos in this town. I'm sure Mrs. CrazyLady is probably a little behind on her Missouri bar dues but she's one too. Hint - no one cares. And...
• Commented on Photo of the Day: July 16, 2009
  She: 'OMG! He's just, like, so, like...yknow? It's like I can't even..like...be...like...uh...y'know?" He: "I'd still hit that..."...
• Commented on Remember, It's Never Marion Barry's Fault
  Scientific curiosity here - isn't it impossible to walk with balls that big?...
• Commented on Meet Miss DC
  Triple points if she says "nah, I don't like any grease-soaked, Dunkin'-Donut fakin' heart-attack on a plate Chicago style 'pizza' (in quotes because no one knows what the fuck it is but it sure ain't pizza). And yes, I'd hit...
• Commented on Go Home Already: Magic Hour
  Our friend, Douchie-ous Maximus, is clearly speaking of Dubya, Rummy, Cheney, etc. when he refers to the "Evil Empire."...
• Commented on Photo of the Day: July 13, 2009
  Viva...Vy-agra.... Viva...Vy-agra.... Vivia...Viva......VY-AGRA!!!!...
• Commented on Go Home Already: Dodgeball
  Once again "Marion" becomes the central news issue and DC becomes a national laughingstock. It's not the nation's capital, or the place of taxation without representation: it's the place where "the mayor smoked crack" and now has hired his ho'...
• Commented on Saturday Pesda in the Park Photo: July 4, 2009
  Dear Krist(e)on: The language of Wales is Welsh; look it up. You make snarky comments about the suburbs but I bet you come from some hellhole backwater in the Midwest. You've been in DC what, two years at most?...
• Commented on Go Home Already: Cool Off
  "jus' thow' ya hands in tha' air... and fart like ya jus' don' care..."...
• Commented on Go Home Already: Cool Off
  DC - Draconian laws on the books that are ignored by the public and unenforced by the police. Or, better yet, the police probably confiscate illegal fireworks for their own boozy, backyard 4th of July bash. Yeah, good luck to...