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• Commented on Morning Roundup: Change Edition
  ha ha, but they're both Jewish, get it?...
• Commented on Deer Dies After Lion Attack Inside National Zoo
  Also, the crocodiles are haunted....
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Bills to Pay Edition
  ha ha, wrong link. (Although that one's quite amazing, too.) Try this: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident?utm_source=videoembed...
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Bills to Pay Edition
  I think this is relevant here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnasfM3UtDc&feature=player_embedded...
• Commented on Is the Ginkgo Situation Better This Year?
  Man, I'm surprised Monkey hasn't pounced on this post yet. This kind of topic usually draws him here like flies to vomit/jizz/poop....
• Commented on Overheard in D.C.: Fatherly Advice
  If next's weeks Overheards aren't funny, I'm going to hold you personally responsible....
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Rising Bitterness Edition
  It's the right idea: http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/122/...
• Commented on Barry & Thomas Get Spanked for Racist, Sexist Comments at DPR Hearing
  You just don't like him because he's black....
• Commented on Go Home Already: Keeping a Lookout
  No worries. We'll just pass a law against texting while driving. Problem solved....
• Commented on Catania to Introduce D.C. Gay Marriage Bill on Tuesday
  It's a fair cop, but society's to blame....
• Commented on Click Click: 9/12 Rally
  No, you're not alone. That's exactly what they're going for, in fact....
• Commented on D.C. Now Also Warning Residents of Rabid Bat Threat
  Myth: 3 people die from rabies every year. Fact: 4 people die every year from rabies....
• Commented on Sonia Sotomayor Parties at the Irish Channel
  Tom Waits for no man, except Monkeyrotica....
• Commented on Twenty Metro Stations to Have Expanded Wireless Service Soon
  So it would be different in that now you'd be talking into a cellphone with service?...
• Commented on Yes, That is Martin Austermuhle Staring At You on the Bus
  I think the "I Ain't DC" posters should have pictures of Sen. Jon Kyl and the like. They could say "[The District] actually already has representatives in Congress, 100 Senators and 435 House members, all of whom, under the Constitution...
• Commented on Overheard in D.C.: Super Mega Edition!
  I agree. The pre-overheard comments definitely add context or an amusing angle to a lot of the quotes. Sure, they can be hit and miss, but I think all in all they're worth it....
• Commented on Reports of Person Struck by Train at Van Ness
  If that fails, these would prevent delays: http://tinyurl.com/lb964z...
• Commented on AP Revisits 'National Mall is a Disgrace' Story
  Well, gee. You wouldn't want to make them walk a mile away, would you? http://tinyurl.com/kv3f6q...
• Commented on Silver Spring American Apparel Store Vandalized
  Just jam your scissors right through the middle of your monitor. That'll show e'm....
• Commented on Fringe Festival: <i>Bare Breasted Women Sword Fighting</i>
  The next AA ad: Bare Breasted Women Sword Fighting? Maybe!...